(Source: supagirl)

bitrates:

I’m horny 85% of the day

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle)